Fire Alarm..spelt.. F.A.R.T Alarm!

Recently the fire alarm in our floor building went up. I was surfing as usual and this incredibly recurrent violent screeches of sound basically shook the otherwise dormant ambience of the floor. One of our oversized employees grabbed his bag and started running across our polished corridors slipping and sliding through the corners. I was surprised, i mean was i supposed to act concerned..ok where's the damn fire exit?
Five days later.. the alarm goes up again. i stop writing...........................................call up the security office.................................................ask him to switch the damn thing off.........................................and get back to writing again with lingering pyromaniacal tendencies in my head!