The Good, the Bad and the Shakira !

Anybody seen or heard her latest insipid brain hemorrhage inducing offering...? This woman is on a rampage! Hips don't lie (??!!??) her latest carnival collection album..!
Awesome bod and she shakes those hips so well, she could put our Govinda to shame.. but whats that got to do with Lies? There's a snake crawling up my ass.. somebody do something...! Look at the way im shaking.. trust me when I say my "hips don't lie!"
So you have Wyclef rapping at one end... something about "Be kind to columbian refugees" and " let me see you shake it like you're from columbia" and there's our scary voiced Shakira grunting in a horny tone "oh baby when you talk like that , you make the women go mad "...laba laba ! I was forced to watch their live performance with half the world's population during the world cup finals !

She looks hot though.. really hot! South american women rock i tell you,so long as they decide not to pen down their feelings in English !
She could've been used in the RHCP (or was it pearljam) evolution video... You have the Ape evolving to Wyclef, then Shakira and finally a homo sapien!

There's this other creature, Himesh who has been pissing me off lately...The guy with the baseball cap and the nasal sinus as my friend once referred to..His voice is so incredibly bad, it gets the frogs in heat, at the peak of their mating season, to go hide in a well and start hibernating ! I know I don't have to listen to the looser if I don't like him, but he seems to be everywhere..Restaurants, TV, Movie theatres and Radio !!
Apparently he's been booked for the next three years!
Somebody cut his nose off..please